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"The SubGenius must have Slack."
"You'll PAY to know what you really think."
"They may be Pink, but their money's still green!"
"Eternal Salvation -- or triple your money back."
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!"
"You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT."
"Relax in the safety of your own delusions."
"Pull the wool over your own eyes."
"FUCK 'em if they can't take a joke."
"'Too much' is always better than not enough."
"Give me (Slack, food, money, a job, etc.), or KILL ME!"
"If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal."
"The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is."
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