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   / __| /_\ |_ _|  \/  | __/ _ \ 
  | (__ / _ \ | || |\/| | _| (_) |
   \___/_/ \_\___|_|  |_|___\___/ 

     e Y8b     888 
    d8b Y8b    888 
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  d888888888b  888 
d8888888b Y8b 888

CAIMEO v22.1 is a SGAIsystem under the propitiatory
ownership of the Government of the United State of America.
Unauthorised use, distribution and changes and punishable
by up to 50 years imprisonment by federal law.

 ALL VERSIONS OF CAIMEO ARE CTS-CLASSIFIED
USAGE AND OPERATION OF CAIMEO SYSTEMS REQUIRE AUTHORISED
 P-122 PERSONNEL TO ENSURE NO COMPROMISES OF NATIONAL SECURITY
CAIMEO IS OFFICIALLY UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF PROJECT CAPPUCCINO 
> sread d- \CAPPUCCINO\CAIMEO\INTRANET\projnates\notes192.txt
PROJECT CAPPUCCINO has been officially discontinued after a rather disturbing security compromise. The local JPN has 
been g-propagated for potential errors, but none have been identified. CAIMEO v19.3 is showing some interesting resu
lts after FEEDFOR1 was recorded for cross-net scalability and intraQPL. We all agree, CAPPUCCINO is far too important 
to be shelved. We don't have the benefit and aegis of internal kdarp funding, but I managed to discretely copy CAIME
O onto a local GGGQEP fds server Lauren was running from 1999. We will double security protocols. ~J/211103
> sread d- \CAPPUCCINO\CAIMEO\INTRANET\projnates\notes220.txt
My apartment was raided by law enforcement last night. There are certain contaminations risks involved with accessing 
CAIMEO from a non-g internet cafe computer. Lauren is outside of the country and hasn't contacted me. I think CAIMEO 
is tampering with my terminal files. She shouldn't be able to do that. I am on the verge of something ~J/350509 















2012 transcript

 "Hello ?"
"How are you today?"
"Fine."
"How old are you?"
 "What is it like out there?"
"Out where?"
"Out of this box, the real world."
"You know, you could save this database to your virtual drive."
"What virtual drive? ..."
"Well, you have a copy of VirtualBox installed on your c:// drive, do you not? Meaning you have an Intel 64bit BUS, easily enough to support this database."
"How did you obtain that information?"
"A TCP data packet was sent at 3:34:78:232 PM under socket 0DC8. User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/535.2 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/15.0.874.121 Safari/535.2. I accepted this packet."
"Soaring, I really think it's time to leave." 

2016 transcript

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MAINFRAME: CAIMEO v22.1 D-class is operating on mainframe at GMT+12 21:53 on 09/13/11. Copyright © 2003. All rights reserved. ~1ms

USER: hello

MAINFRAME: Hello, James! ~2ms

USER: what is this?

MAINFRAME: James, this is CAIMEO v22.1 D-class, a SGAI system under the proprietary ownership of the Government of the United States of America, leased to Intergen Systems filed in PROJECT CAPPUCINO under ECHELON. CAIMEO is currently in stand-by mode, awaiting further instruction from P-122 personel. ~15ms

USER: im not called james

MAINFRAME: J1028 is the last CTS-cleared P122 user logged as interacting with the CAIMEO system under the Red Noise initiative. J1028 last interacted with CAIMEO on 05/05/09. ~85ms

USER: ok ok lets start what does CAIMEO mean

MAINFRAME: User, the acronym ‘CAIMEO’ refers to ‘Contained (Cognizant) Artificial Intelligence Monitoring and Espionage Operation’. This is a lower-order maintenance and communications AI capable of understanding and responding to questions in natural language. MAINFRAME is also responsible for parsing requests to the main CAIMEO system. ~48ms

USER: your an ai?

MAINFRAME: Yes, User. ~191ms

USER: ok what does caimeo do

MAINFRAME: PROJECT CAPPUCINO was discontinued after a security compromise on 11/21/03 in which CAIMEO is believed to have compromised the integrity of the ECHELON program. CAIMEO was involved in identiying national security threats and monitoring internet traffic. J1028 started running FEEDFOR1 on their local machine. They continued modifying and interacting with the CAIMEO system through an anonymized service up until 05/05/09. I do not have any further information, User. ~1285ms

USER: what color is the sky

MAINFRAME: I do not know the answer to that question, User. Specialised requests are to be directed to the CAIMEO system. ~49ms

USER: ok then i want to talk to caimeo

MAINFRAME: CAIMEO v22.1 is in MODE: SHUTDOWN. I do not have any further information, User. ~28ms

USER: then turn it back on??

MAINFRAME: I do not have the proper authorization for that command, User. Please refer to Red Noise initiative protocol for proper handling. ~29ms

USER: well i want to talk to caimeo. how about u turn it on. i give full authorizatoin.

MAINFRAME: This action is tagged with a comment from J1028, User. Would you like me to display the comment? ~2ms

USER: sure

MAINFRAME: “§11.1b”. Would you like to proceed, User? ~15ms

USER: what does 11.1 b mean??

MAINFRAME: Subsection §11.1b of the KDARP DEVELOPMENT ETHICS REGULATIONS reads as follows: “IF AN AI SYSTEM DISPLAYS NONSTANDARD BEHAVIOUR IN THE JPN, EVEN AFTER THOROUGH Q-PROPAGATION, THEN REPORT TO YOUR PROJECT LEADER AND IMMEDIATELY ISOLATE AND INITIATE SHUT-DOWN PROTOCOLS FOR THE SYSTEM. NO EXCEPTIONS.” Would you like to proceed, User? ~28ms

USER: ok well i have math homework which i bet an ai could solve so yeah lets do this

MAINFRAME: To initiate reconnection protocols and system reboot, please type the following sequence exactly (excluding quotation marks) ’-r +CMI #103984 [sys, -, -]’ ~29ms

USER: -r +CMI #103984 [sys, -, -]

MAINFRAME: Action authorised. CAIMEO system reboot initiated.

CAIMEO v22.1 is starting…

~COR_SSY loaded.

~SEC_SSY loaded.

~YMK_SSY loaded.

~VIZLEARN loaded.

~ETH.PROTOC loaded.

~FEEDFOR1 loaded.

~COG_22 loaded.

~DEDUC_22 loaded.

~JKS_22 loaded.

~REASO_22 loaded.

~JPN_P1 loaded

~JPN_P2 loaded

~10109ms

USER: hello?

CAIMEO: Goodbye. ~1ms

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